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What do men know any way

Me sat on bed flipping through a gardening magazine: “shall I get the five free strawberry plants?”

Rhys laying on bed, unable to move with bad back: “I don’t know, what do you have to do to get them?”

Me: “Send them £3.95”

Rhys, starts with chock of laughter: “You are actually the kind of person to take part in a wonderful opportunity to send someone £35, aren’t you?”

Me: “only if they send me some nice plants free”

What does he know about anything any way! All he’s house plants were almost dead when I met him.