Me sat on bed flipping through a gardening magazine: “shall I get the five free strawberry plants?”
Rhys laying on bed, unable to move with bad back: “I don’t know, what do you have to do to get them?”
Me: “Send them £3.95”
Rhys, starts with chock of laughter: “You are actually the kind of person to take part in a wonderful opportunity to send someone £35, aren’t you?”
Me: “only if they send me some nice plants free”
What does he know about anything any way! All he’s house plants were almost dead when I met him.
A Life Less Simple 